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Girl, you better back that up... I mean your car, of course, so we can use this trunk organizer to clean things up a bit.
Yes, ma'am, I DO know how it sounded. Totally, I apologize. I wasn't being rude when I said you had more junk in your trunk and it was shaking my way. I meant it literally! I was actually concerned about how much junk, real junk, you have staying the trunk of your car! Please, take this trunk organizer.
It's got three sections so I bet it could easily take my massive anaconda... no, no, my literal anaconda! See? I own a snake! His name is Hissyfur and I found him starving and nursed him back to health. Now he goes everywhere with me because he trusts me and enjoys the sound of my voice. And I assume he would fit, since this trunk organizer has room for cleaning supplies and groceries and more, but maybe I'm wrong! I certainly don't want to offend anyone! Oh, that reminds me, this organizer is not made to lug around the place, no, no. Just to help one sort out one's car. Like, if you have a bunch of soda you want to take with you on a nice drive, you could use it with the cooler, and grab those cans whenever you felt like it! I only bring it up since I noticed that can of yours wiggling all around the whole time we've been talking.
No, no! The can of soda! It's wiggling because it's not secured! And sodas are exactly what a cooler is designed to hold! Oh, I'm making such a mess of this conversation! At least I can be sure that with this trunk organizer, you've got a place to keep my thick Italian salami.
No, no! I'm a salami salesman! I import them from Italy! They fit just right in the included mesh pocket in this trunk organizer and it keeps them nice and secure while they're in the car! It's easy! Also this trunk organizer folds flat so I can rest my one-eyed weasel on it as I drive.
No, no! I volunteer at a veterinary clinic! I'm nursing the poor weasel back to health after an eye injury! I mean to release it into the wild once it's better! Oh, I've made such a mess of this conversation! I only wanted to explain how a car organizer can be used when you're in the car! Why is my life so embarrassing?
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Baby's First Tool!
Are you the sort of person who could cut yourself on a cotton ball? There there, there there. This item will be perfect for you. The only way you could be safer is if you were sealed in John Travolta's bubble.
- Three-section collapsible trunk organizer
- Great for cleaning supplies, groceries, and more
- Removable insulated cooler
- Leak-proof thermal shield insulated cooler
- Includes mesh pocket
- Folds flat for compact storage
- Spot clean and air dry
- Holds up to 40 pounds
- Each compartment measures 9.4" x 7.5" x 12.6"
- Organizer measures 23" x 12" x 14"
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day CSS
Specs
Specifications | |
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Compartment Dimensions: | 9.4" x 7.5" x 12.6" |
Organizer Dimensions: | 23" x 12" x 14" |
Capacity: | 40 pounds |
Material: | 600D polycanvas |
In the Box:
- (1) Power Advantage AU-03300EZ Trunk Organizer
- (1) Detachable Leak-Proof Thermal Shield Insulated Cooler
Specs
Specifications | |
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Compartment Dimensions: | 9.4" x 7.5" x 12.6" |
Organizer Dimensions: | 23" x 12" x 14" |
Capacity: | 40 pounds |
Material: | 600D polycanvas |
In the Box:
- (1) Power Advantage AU-03300EZ Trunk Organizer
- (1) Detachable Leak-Proof Thermal Shield Insulated Cooler
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