Wireless In Wireattle
Know what I hate? Wires.
Bird on a Wire? Least favorite movie.
Guy reading a copy of Wired Magazine on the bus? Leave your personal fetishes at home, Elon.
Had waaay too much caffeine? I hate that feeling.
"But Stan," you might say, "wires are an important conductor of electrons!"
First of all, my name is Michael. I mean, why would you just assume that... you know, forget it.
And secondly, I'd like to introduce you to a little friend of mine called the air. That's right, there's a little-known technology that's existed for more than a hundred years that can send signals wirelessly through the air! No need for your depraved wires mucking up walls or lying on the floor, openly taunting your feet.
So when I realized I needed some sort of defense against deviants and weirdos bringing their disgusting wires into my home, I chose the SimpliSafe Wireless Home Security System. The easy-to-install eight-piece sensor package comes with lithium ion batteries and has optional 24/7 professional monitoring.
Now I'm safe in the knowledge that some crazed psychopath isn't going to creep into my house and garrote me with – you guessed it – piano wire.
Features
Monitoring is not required - use the system as a local alarm siren with no monthly fee
- Optional $14.99/month (no contract required) saves you hundreds for high quality service, includes 24/7 professional alarm monitoring
- 8-piece package features pre-programmed sensors
- All systems are fully customizable
- Easy to install; no tools, wires, or programming
- Range up to 500 feet
- Entry sensors for doors and windows
- High-caliber motion detector
- Wireless keypad with secret duress PIN
- Keychain remote for quick access
- Stay secure when electricity fails; runs on powerful lithium batteries that last 5 years
- Base station comes with built-in rechargeable backup battery; powers system for two full days
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 3 Year SimpliSafe
Specs
Specifications | |
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Dimensions: | 13.1" x 12.5" x 6.5" |
Weight: | 4.3 pounds |
Batteries: | 4 x CR123A batteries (included) |
Service: | 24/7; $14.99/month (optional) |
In the Box:
- (1) Keypad
- (1) Base Station
- (1) Motion Sensor
- (4) Entry Sensors
- (1) Keychain Remote
- (2) Window Decals
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Dimensions: | 13.1" x 12.5" x 6.5" |
Weight: | 4.3 pounds |
Batteries: | 4 x CR123A batteries (included) |
Service: | 24/7; $14.99/month (optional) |
In the Box:
- (1) Keypad
- (1) Base Station
- (1) Motion Sensor
- (4) Entry Sensors
- (1) Keychain Remote
- (2) Window Decals
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