An Umbrella's Tale
Umbrellas might stand there blocking the sun. But they're not lazy. They'll work as hard as anyone.
Of course, when she left her home in Umbrellarland, sweet Patty O'Umbrella knew the streets weren't really paved with gold. But she was shocked to see all the tall building where the investors worked. Patty O'Umbrella clutched her tiny valise and tried not to open to her full nine foot width, so as not to bump anyone. It wouldn't do to make enemies on her first day in America.
A few blocks from the wharf, Patty noticed a sign. She sat down her valise and took a look. "Help Wanted! Sun blocker, some experience required!" Patty was thrilled! Why, she'd spend two years blocking the sun back in the Old Country. Surely she could block as well here in... America! With the money she'd save, she'd bring her little sister over, and buy an apartment, and jewelry, and a nice patio which she'd also cover quite happily as she raised her kids with the handsome man she was sure to meet! This was just the beginning! The city was opening up to her! The sky was the limit!
Patty O'Umbrella looked down as she went to grab her valise... and there was nothing there but her base. She looked left and right, but nothing. Someone had stolen it, her only possessions. There was nothing she could do. Patty O'Umbrella sighed, closed her eyes to hold back the tears, and took a step forward.
A fresh start it would be. And one day, the whole world would know the name of Patty O'Umbrella.
Features
9-Foot Polyester Fabric Wood Pulley Lift - SOW908
- Overall dimensions: 108-inch x 99-inch x 108-inch
- Easy pulley lift to open system
- 8 durable ribs with quality polyester fabric
- Hardwood center pole, Umbrella does not tilt
- Optional base is not included and must be purchased separately
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9-Foot Polyester Fabric Aluminum Push Tilt - ALUS908117
- Overall dimensions: 108-inch x 102-inch x 108-inch
- Easy crank open function, 3-way push button tilt
- 8 durable fiberglass ribs with quality polyester fabric
- Aluminum center pole and hardware comes in bronze finish
- Optional base is not included and must be purchased separately
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50lb Universal Base
- Standard with two pole sizes for free standing or table set, 18" H base pole
- Constructed of steel and cement
- Use as a base for any California Umbrella
- Very durable for all types of settings
- Weighs 50 pounds
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Sunline Umbrella
Specs
Specifications | ||||||||
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Model: | Size: | Pole: | Lift: | Tilt: | Pole Color: | Fabric: | Base: | Weight: |
SOW908 | 9' x 8' ribs | 1.5" D | Pulley | No | Hardwood | Polyester | Not Included | 11 pounds |
ALUS908117 | 9' x 8' ribs | 1.5" D | Crank | 3-Way | Aluminum | Polyester | Not Included | 11 pounds |
In the Box:
- (1) Sunline Umbrella SOW908 9-Foot Polyester Hardwood Pulley Lift - Pick a Color
-- OR --
- (1) Sunline Umbrella ALUS908117 9-Foot Polyester Aluminum Crank Lift/Push Tilt - Pick a Color
-- OR --
- (1) Sunline Umbrella Base CFMT-160 - Pick a Color
Specs
Specifications | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Model: | Size: | Pole: | Lift: | Tilt: | Pole Color: | Fabric: | Base: | Weight: |
SOW908 | 9' x 8' ribs | 1.5" D | Pulley | No | Hardwood | Polyester | Not Included | 11 pounds |
ALUS908117 | 9' x 8' ribs | 1.5" D | Crank | 3-Way | Aluminum | Polyester | Not Included | 11 pounds |
In the Box:
- (1) Sunline Umbrella SOW908 9-Foot Polyester Hardwood Pulley Lift - Pick a Color
-- OR --
- (1) Sunline Umbrella ALUS908117 9-Foot Polyester Aluminum Crank Lift/Push Tilt - Pick a Color
-- OR --
- (1) Sunline Umbrella Base CFMT-160 - Pick a Color
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